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RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - bigsharn - 09-10-2011

If we're already onto offensive jokes:

what do the Mexicans and Cancer have in common? THEY BOTH TAKE OUR JOBS.


RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - Mark - 09-10-2011

Sharn, since when did Mexicans take our jobs? It's more Pakis and the Polish.


RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - bigsharn - 09-10-2011

Mexicans take American jobs.


RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - Pack3t SynAck3r - 10-10-2011

Steve,
Thanks for being an innovator. You took an idea an breathed life into it. Home computers became a term because of your love of technology. Your blue box days of phreaking will be in the record books, as will being betrayed by the company that couldn't have existed without you, and later had them crawl back and bring you back in because they needed you.

Wait, the Woz is still alive. Disregard the former statement.

Jobs, you were the greatest pimp ever and a megalomaniac, but without you what would Mark(and all the other brainwashed like-minded kin) break their piggy bank on?


RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - latch - 11-10-2011


(11-10-2011, 12:14 AM)latch Wrote:
(10-10-2011, 11:27 PM)Pack3t SynAck3r Wrote: Steve,
Thanks for being an innovator. You took an idea an breathed life into it. Home computers became a term because of your love of technology. Your blue box days of phreaking will be in the record books, as will being betrayed by the company that couldn't have existed without you, and later had them crawl back and bring you back in because they needed you.

Wait, the Woz is still alive. Disregard the former statement.

Jobs, you were the greatest pimp ever and a megalomaniac, but without you what would Mark(and all the other brainwashed like-minded kin) break their piggy bank on?

He can't hear you. And whining because Mexican are taking your job is an excuse.




RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - bigsharn - 11-10-2011

Nobody's taking my job latch, but there are hundreds of folk in the UK whose jobs are being outsourced abroad because its cheaper...
For example, the Terry's Chocolate Orange used to be made in York... now its a plant in Poland that makes them (Warsaw if I remember rightly)


RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - Mark - 11-10-2011

(11-10-2011, 02:42 PM)bigsharn Wrote: Nobody's taking my job latch

:hehe Because nobody wants to work for cowboys on slave labour.


RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - Drumm - 11-10-2011

Not even deformed pakis who are fucking their cousins and living with 20 people in one room?


RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - bigsharn - 11-10-2011

They couldn't sell as well as I can Wink


RE: RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - Mr. President - 13-10-2011

Jobs helped windows and Microsoft alot too ironically, if he didn't whoop there ass they would still be a fucking lethargic corporate giant instead of pumping billions into R&D.