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Chuck Norris
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19-07-2010, 08:32 PM (This post was last modified: 19-07-2010, 08:32 PM by Noid.)
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby; once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.
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19-07-2010, 08:53 PM
Chuck Norris can run on water and swim through land.
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19-07-2010, 10:10 PM
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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20-07-2010, 03:03 AM
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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20-07-2010, 08:51 AM
Sharks do a week about Chuck Norris once a year.
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21-07-2010, 06:41 PM
Batman and Superman got in a fight.
Guess who won?
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26-07-2010, 02:24 AM
Chuck Norris sleeps with light on at night, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the Dark is scared of Him.
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26-07-2010, 08:29 AM
Morgan Freeman raped Chuck Norris...
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