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Chuck Norris - T3hRogue - 19-07-2010
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby; once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.
RE: Chuck Norris - Blue_Social - 19-07-2010
Chuck Norris can run on water and swim through land.
RE: Chuck Norris - Special Chris - 19-07-2010
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
RE: Chuck Norris - Mark - 20-07-2010
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
RE: Chuck Norris - Pack3t SynAck3r - 20-07-2010
Sharks do a week about Chuck Norris once a year.
RE: Chuck Norris - Blue_Social - 21-07-2010
Batman and Superman got in a fight.
Guess who won?
Chuck Norris.
RE: Chuck Norris - WARLORDTF - 26-07-2010
Chuck Norris sleeps with light on at night, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the Dark is scared of Him.
RE: Chuck Norris - bigsharn - 26-07-2010
Morgan Freeman raped Chuck Norris...