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I over heard something about a White van and some people wearing masks - but i'm not too sure.

I heard that is was a school bus with a man wearing a clown mask...0.o

Company bathrooms don't lie, or was I listening in on the wrong thing? It was a bank-heist or something?

i have my sources

I was incredibly tempted to continue saying "Are your sources ..." to which you'd reply (I hope) "No dear ¬.¬"

But I cba XD

I want to meet your sources!

Following further surveillance, look who i found.

OMG....it couldn't be!

* T3hRogue looks shocked

verdammt, ive been sussed *shifty eyes*

Gott im Himmel, warum sind wir deutschsprachigen jetzt? Ist das eine Art von Trick?

[God in Heaven, Why are we speaking in German? Is this some sort of ploy?]

Ja, ich werde erwaches und alles leitend!
aber dieses deutschsprache is so.... pith :/

Please translate this in to English.

ps Yes, i will awake and conduct [lead] all! a motto of mine
but your german is so.. pitch [a type of string, im calling his german weedy stringy]

Einverstanden, Deutsch ist böse, aber Mark will, dass wir zu übersetzen, damit wir besser erfüllen

[Agreed, German is nasty, but Mark wants us to translate so we better comply]