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So, who's dressing up this evening and what as?

Lack of funds means I'm going as a zombie (takes no real imagination or skill to pull off)

I'm going as me. Ain't nothing scarier. Small children use me in ghost stories. I've been known to make them cry just from the mention of my name.

*expects Chris to break-down now*

I'm not going It's American and pointless. Sharn, you're an adult. I wouldn't be surprised if they slam the door on your face.

I did mean just to hang about town XD

I wanted to go as a giant penis, but I don't see that happening..

Don't worry, you already are a dick

Indeed I am, kind sir, indeed I am.

BUT ON MY DICK SIDE:

FUCK YOU!

Your wit has me beaten like a monkey. I concede

I'd like to point out you just fucked an asshole

Hmm, good thing I have no problem getting aids.

Because you already had it?


...oh shit D: