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Stop fattening the ducks!

In not so many words, a woman today was told off for feeding ducks at her local pond white bread.. A local park ranger warned her that in future she should feed the ducks whole bread, instead of white. She was at the pond with her two sons, aged two and four.

The warden later went on to tell her that feeding ducks white bread is like feeding your child chips with every meal.

Chris Packham, presenter of Autumn watch admits bread isn't the best thing to feed them, but feeding them white bread is perfectly fine.

Here is a nice picture of some ducks.

That photo is ruined by the seagulls

The seagulls are evidently planning a mass, gangster style, pond take over. They may seem out numbered but ..

They have Tommy guns. BEWARE

Actually, they're from Manchester. DOUBLE BEWAREEEEEE

I can see the next frame in my head, anyone here seen American Pie 6, where the midget jumps out the mud? I can see a load of seagulls doing that..

To be honest, I can imagine a Bugsy Malone take-over.

They all whip out guns and mow down the ducks