Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby; once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris can run on water and swim through land.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Sharks do a week about Chuck Norris once a year.
Batman and Superman got in a fight.
Guess who won?
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with light on at night, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the Dark is scared of Him.
Morgan Freeman raped Chuck Norris...