My bicycle trailer.

[bigsharn]

As much as it may be a surprise to learn so, the only taxes that our government put on bicycles are income tax (from businesses run from bicycles) and VAT (our version of sales tax, which happens to be 20% at the moment). I think the government are trying to convince people that bicycles are the best form of transport to use for shorter journeys.

Personally I have insurance on my bicycle as well, for third party, accidental damage and breakdown cover (I get a taxi home paid for if the bike goes crunch).


The stain on my mammory is blood from a nosebleed earlier that day, so nothing TOO alarming, and the shed is delapidated on purpose, to deter thieves, by their logic:

Code:

If shed has lock
    Shed must have valuable stuff in it
  else
    shed empty
end if
If shed looks pretty
    Shed must contain valuables
  else
    shed's not worth bothering with
end if

So there is method behind the madness