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There were eight pages of unanswered posts so I thought I would answer my own:

CoOl sToRy, BrO!

Alternate phrasings include:
* That's nice dear
* Riveting tale, chap
* Chida historia, carnal
* Dat shit go, my nigga
* Glorious exposition, comrade
* That story was great! Man, I'm so glad you told me!...Jus kiddin' youz a bitch!
* Interesting chronicle, sibling
* Excellent narrative, brother o' mine
* The story is a cool friend [1]
* Kakkoii monogatari, aniki
* Amazing anecdote, amigo.
* Awesome story, guy
* Soothing saga, pengyou
* Cool story, jade
* striking news, confidant
* sweet tale, brother
* exalted theory, nizzle
* sensational narrative, daddio
* neat explanation, sidekick
* exciting lowdown, homey
* breathtaking fiction, g funk
* exalted theorem, man
* compelling explanation, master
* grand fabrication, cracka
* exalted autobiography, amigo
* arousing saga, cuz
* compelling theorem, associate
* serious account, neighbor
* swell epic, sidekick
* striking fantasy, home-skillet
* sweet fable, boy
* stunning myth, amigo
* wonderful yarn, colleague
* collosal report, road-dawg
* collosal anecdote, ace
* dandy cliffhanger, confidant
* soothing hypothesis, bud
* ace annal, crony
* nifty saga, bud
* sweet fiction, friend
* compelling saga, confidant
* marvelous legend, goombah
* collosal news, brother
* ace tale, chap
* wondrous tale, peer
* enthralling saga, home slice
* exciting theory, gentleman
* wonderful story, colleague
* glorious lowdown, ace
* nifty theory, top dog
* stunning conjecture, colleague
* compelling lowdown, road-dawg
* exalted cliffhanger, pal
* dandy story, monsieur
* fascinating biography, daddio
* wondrous news, pal
* grand fable, daddio
* grand autobiography, king
* stupefying anecdote, brother
* neat chronicle, buddy
* grand lowdown, poppa
* glorious saga, homey
* collosal recital, homie g
* glorious anecdote, accomplice