New user titles and star rankings

[bigsharn]

Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all lies and none of you are real, the new user titles are cake based...

n00b cake (It's where we all start)
Cake ( 50 posts)
Chocolate cake (100 posts)
Cheesecake (Anyone with 250 posts or above)
Chocolate cheesecake (500 posts and over)
1337 cake (1,000 posts)

As for the meanings behind the cakes:

n00b cake: Pretty much anything that costs less than $1 at your local supermarket, you know, the nasty horrible mass-produced stuff.
Cake: The kind of cake that costs closer to $5, the stuff you'd have at a dinner party.
Chocolate cake: As above, just better.
Cheesecake: The best type of cake on the planet... So many different textures and flavours in one cake, it's amazing.
Chocolate cheesecake: As above, but chocolate, so better .
1337 cake: See the cookery forum for more information.

Stars ranking:

n00b cake - 0
Cake - 1
Chocolate cake - 2
Cheesecake - 3
Chocolate cheesecake - 4
1337 cake - 5
Moderator - 6
Staff - 7
Administrator - 10