Who can code?

[latch]

Now, I want to be able to call myself an advanced programmer, but I've seen and read about advanced topics that mean nothing to me. My logic is very strong and I can get a computer to do nearly anything I can imagine, but there are real programmers out there that have exacted the discipline to become truly good. I am a surface learner who samples skills of all types.

Self abatement and arrogance in one post! I rock! And suck! Gaze upon my incompetent prowess!